Rose: Go to the center and do a goofy dance.

At the center, you find a little stage that looks perfect for supporting a spectacularly silly dance. Or it would if standing on it didn't make you a little nervous, and also if that didn't sound like a retarded idea given the circumstances.
It looks sort of like the various contraptions you've been deploying in John's house. You wonder what it does?
It looks sort of like the various contraptions you've been deploying in John's house. You wonder what it does?