MS Paint Adventures

WORTHLESS GARBAGE.

STUPID. | WHO CARES?

WOW. | NO. | BORING.

OVERPRICED TRASH. | DUMB NOISE.

MORONS. | BULLSHIT. | WHATEVER.

LET'S CONTINUE.

THE ALPHA MALE DOES THE REQUISITE THINGS WITH THE STUFF. HIS ADVENTURE IS NIGH.

> ALPHA MALE: GO OUTSIDE.

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