OPEN CHEST.

YOU OPEN THE CHEST. TO REVEAL A COLLECTION OF ILLICIT SMUT.
*JACKPOT* I SAY. BY WHICH I MEAN. YOU SAY.
*JACKPOT* I SAY. BY WHICH I MEAN. YOU SAY.
STUPID.
| WHO CARES?
WOW.
| NO.
| BORING.
OVERPRICED TRASH.
| DUMB NOISE.
MORONS.
| BULLSHIT.
| WHATEVER.
