"IDIOT GIRL NUMBER WHATEVER" LIKES:

1. TOTAL FAILURE.
2. GETTING FRIEND ZONED BY QUALITY MALE HONCHOS.
3. LIVING IN PERPETUAL DISGRACE.
4. BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING THIRD WHEEL TO SOME COOL BOYS.
5. NOT BEING WORTH THE ALPHA MALE'S TIME OF DAY.
6. NOT BEING WORTH THE KRABKRAB'S TIME OF DAY.
2. GETTING FRIEND ZONED BY QUALITY MALE HONCHOS.
3. LIVING IN PERPETUAL DISGRACE.
4. BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING THIRD WHEEL TO SOME COOL BOYS.
5. NOT BEING WORTH THE ALPHA MALE'S TIME OF DAY.
6. NOT BEING WORTH THE KRABKRAB'S TIME OF DAY.