Random Homestuck Quotes

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I not going fast enough for you?
Well QUITE FRANKLY, your majesty, I don't think you realize what kind of hell I've been through.
Do you have any idea how long I've been trapped in this attic??
Do you have any idea how FUCKING SCARY it is in here???

Source: AH: Ok, ha ha, get back to the story jackass.