Random Homestuck Quotes


Narration
GET THAT FILTH OUTTA HERE
You got a BOX OF FRUIT TROLLUPS!
Troll Crocker's vile tendrils are everywhere.
You got HOMES SMELL YA LATER!
SO FRESH.
You got a BEAUTIFUL WORK OF FINE ART!
Just... why. Why would this exist. Why would someone put it in a chest???
You got a WICKED ELIXIR!