Random Homestuck Quotes

Troll Crocker's vile tendrils are everywhere.
You got HOMES SMELL YA LATER!
SO FRESH.
You got a BEAUTIFUL WORK OF FINE ART!
Just... why. Why would this exist. Why would someone put it in a chest???
You got a WICKED ELIXIR!
You chug the beverage immediately. Your vitals remain unchanged.

Source: [S] Past Karkat: Wake up.