Random Homestuck Quotes

Just... why. Why would this exist. Why would someone put it in a chest???
You got a WICKED ELIXIR!
You chug the beverage immediately. Your vitals remain unchanged.
You got a TEAPOT!
You got A WHOLE MESS OF BOONBUCKS!
You guess you could use them as paperweights. Or something.

Source: [S] Past Karkat: Wake up.