Random Homestuck Quotes

This just literally serves no purpose. Who designed this? Why??
You got your trusty DRAWING CHALK!
You got A FLARP MANUAL!
You got A WILD CONSORT!
You got a GORGEOUS PIECE OF FINE ART.
Absolutely breathtaking.
You got DEUCE CLUBS.
Least deadly pair of juggling clubs in the universe.

Source: [S] Past Karkat: Wake up.