Random Homestuck Quotes

You got THE ASSASSINATED CORPSE OF LIAISON PUMPKINSNUFFLE!
Some bastard got to one of your key witnesses! The plot thickens.
You got a pair of ROCKET WINGS!
PSWOOOOP!
You got a BEAGLE AEGIS!
Wearing this, you are all but indestructible.
You got a MUSIC BOX TIME MACHINE!
You got a FAIRY POSTER!

Source: [S] Past Karkat: Wake up.