Random Homestuck Quotes

Wearing this, you are all but indestructible.
You got a MUSIC BOX TIME MACHINE!
You got a FAIRY POSTER!
Yep, pretty much nothing that's not fake about fairies, that's for sure.
You got A BOONBUCK!
How trivial it seems now compared to your fortune of boonbonds. You chuck it into the chasm below.

Source: [S] Past Karkat: Wake up.