Random Homestuck Quotes

SWOOOOOOOON
You got a BROKEN 8 BALL!
Very bad luck! Whatever. You'll just steal some more.
You got a CUTTLEFISH!
You got a pair of ROCKETBOOTS!
You got a HEAP OF FLARP MANUALS!
You got the FLOURITE OCTET!
Maybe you should keep these on you in the future.
You got a FAIRY POSTER!
Faaaaaaaake.

Source: [S] Past Karkat: Wake up.