Random Homestuck Quotes

You got a pair of ROCKETBOOTS!
You got a HEAP OF FLARP MANUALS!
You got the FLOURITE OCTET!
Maybe you should keep these on you in the future.
You got a FAIRY POSTER!
Faaaaaaaake.
You got the FIDUSPEAR!
You got TAVROS'S SEVERED LEGS!
Why...
Why would you keep these in a chest?
You got a MAGIC 8 BALL!

Source: [S] Past Karkat: Wake up.