Random Homestuck Quotes

You re-equip SERIOUS BUSINESS GOGGLES! Would have sucked if you lost these.
You got a MINITABLET
You got MORE ILLEGAL CONTRABAND!
Dude, this frog is SO ILLEGAL. You'd better ditch this thing before a wily agent of Derse sees you with it.
You got... one of your FAKE ARMS?

Source: [S] John: Enter village.