Random Homestuck Quotes


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You got MORE ILLEGAL CONTRABAND!
Dude, this frog is SO ILLEGAL. You'd better ditch this thing before a wily agent of Derse sees you with it.
You got... one of your FAKE ARMS?
Man, why do they have to rummage through your stuff and start mailing it all over the planet?
You got a CAN OF TAB!