Random Homestuck Quotes

JOHN: hmm, i already adopted one young salamander today. but, then i left her at my friend's house...
JOHN: so i think i'll let you be. i dunno if i'm cut out to be a dad!
JOHN: i mean, i don't even have a tie, or a pipe, or a really serious looking wallet or anything.

Source: [S] John: Enter village.