Random Homestuck Quotes

SALAMANDER: Together we represent an impenetrable edifice of amphibious fury. There is no way anyone is getting through. Public safety is assured.
SALAMANDER: You are entering the private and secluded alcove of the Clan of the Secret Wizard.
SALAMANDER: ...
SALAMANDER: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Source: [S] John: Enter village.