Random Homestuck Quotes

SALAMANDER: No I don't give a shit that there's a ridiculously powerful and deadly imp running around the orchard.
SALAMANDER: SOMEONE'S got to be farmin' all these goddamn fuckin' mushrooms, pain in the ass though truly it be.
SALAMANDER: So that's what I'm doing.
SALAMANDER: Standing around here

Source: [S] John: Enter village.