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All Spoken / Typed Dialog Narration John Rose Dave Jade Jane Roxy Dirk Jake Aradia Tavros Sollux Karkat Nepeta Kanaya Terezi Vriska Equius Gamzee Eridan Feferi Damara Rufioh Mituna Kankri Meulin Porrim Latula Aranea Horuss Kurloz Cronus Meenah Calliope Caliborn Auto-Responder Doc Scratch Andrew Hussie Mindfang The Condesce Davesprite Jadesprite Rosesprite Jaspersprite Nannasprite Jasprosesprite^2 ARquiusprite Tavrosprite Equiusprite Calsprite Aradiasprite Dragonsprite Tavrisprite Erisolsprite Fefetasprite Mothersprite Becsprite Dad Crocker Nanna Serenity Salamanders Serious Business users Squarewave

The meteor impact is imminent. John connects with her, and helps her prepare for entry. She makes her entry item from the pre-punched card. A tree sprouts from the alchemiter, and a green Bec-shaped pinata dangles from a branch. A green blindfold appears over her eyes, which she cannot remove. She attempts to strike the pinata with the butt of the rifle, which does no damage. Instead it releases a burst of energy, causing the greenhouse to explode, and Jade to fly out and fall. While falling, she takes a shot in the dark with her rifle. By this point, Bec has prototyped himself to become Becsprite, and has destroyed the meteor with a massive green energy blast, releasing a huge shockwave spreading over the surface of the Earth, destroying much of what hadn't been already by the meteor storm of the reckoning. Becsprite then appears in front of her bullet, and redirects it into the head of the pinata, destroying it. Jade, her house, and a large part of her island including the volcano, are all transported into the medium, on LOFAF.