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All Spoken / Typed Dialog Narration John Rose Dave Jade Jane Roxy Dirk Jake Aradia Tavros Sollux Karkat Nepeta Kanaya Terezi Vriska Equius Gamzee Eridan Feferi Damara Rufioh Mituna Kankri Meulin Porrim Latula Aranea Horuss Kurloz Cronus Meenah Calliope Caliborn Auto-Responder Doc Scratch Andrew Hussie Mindfang The Condesce Davesprite Jadesprite Rosesprite Jaspersprite Nannasprite Jasprosesprite^2 ARquiusprite Tavrosprite Equiusprite Calsprite Aradiasprite Dragonsprite Tavrisprite Erisolsprite Fefetasprite Mothersprite Becsprite Dad Crocker Nanna Serenity Salamanders Serious Business users Squarewave

She contacts Tavros again to talk about the plan he proposed, but he has left to take on Vriska. She has only one idea left. She goes up to her grandpa's lab, summons Becsprite, and tosses in her dead dream self, which her grandpa had retrieved from the battlefield and stuffed many years ago. Becsprite becomes Jadesprite. But dream Jade is not pleased by the transformation. She freaks out, and releases the typical first guardian pyrotechnics. The lab plummets, crushing the column and greenhouse below. It bounces away from the house, rolling into large snowball, and settling near a green stump. The two Jades sit in a state of dismay amidst the rubble of the lab, in the glow of a damaged 4th wall.

Source: Recap 3.