Random Homestuck Quotes

'Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious'
This is apparently on loan from the Dersite Library. It seems unlikely to be returned at this point.
You think you know what you might find on this shelf. Just a hunch...
Yep. More books.
'Rise of the Slayer' A horror story meant to scare children.

Source: [S] Seer: Descend.