Random Homestuck Quotes

JOHN: wait! i hope that didn't come off as a proposal or anything!
JOHN: sorry, i'm just making conversation.
JOHN: i guess i am a little nervous...
JOHN: because technically, this is the first time we have ever met, and also, you are talking like an eldritch monster, so i'm kind of babbling.

Source: [S] Seer: Descend.