Random Homestuck Quotes

CG: THAT'S BEEN GOING ON EVER SINCE JOHN STARTED SCRATCHING THAT BIG GODDAMN RECORD, AREN'T YOU ACCLIMATED TO IT BY NOW?
CG: HELLO????????????
CG: HARLEY, JEGUS MOTHER OF SCREAMING FUCK.
CG: WHATEVER, I HAVE SHIT TO DO NOW.

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