Random Homestuck Quotes


Dirk Strider
DIRK: God dammit. Alright, this is all you get.
DIRK: Rap off? Man, I gotta nap off your sad rap ambush. Shoot your ass down while I pap you with plush.
DIRK: I push mad facts on the hapless, shit's practically axiomatic; you don't talk smack with Orange Crush.