Random Homestuck Quotes


Dave Strider
DAVE: (you name it)
DAVE: (ima let it go)
DAVE: (drop it like a frivolous lawsuit)
DAVE: (oh snap)
DAVE: (get out of my courtroom bitch)
DAVE: (WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY YO)
DAVE: (drop it like the most expensive fucking christmas ornament)
DAVE: (step on that glass with your bare ass feet)
Source: [A6I3] ==>