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Caliborn
BUT ONE OF HIS FAITHFUL BIMBOS NEARBY THOUGHT IT WAS A *REALLY* BIG DEAL. SHE IS SWOONING HIS WAY RIGHT NOW. SHE WILL REWARD THE MALE FOR HIS MANLY DEEDS. WITH A HUMAN KISS!
HERE IS WHERE THE TALE BEGINS TO GET A LITTLE.
*SLOPPY*
AHAHA. HAHA.