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THESE OCCULT WIZARDRIES OF THE BRUSH. PURLOINED FROM COOL SCROLLS OF WISE MEN FROM THE EARTHLING EAST. HAVE BEEN GATHERED FOR MY STUDIOUS PERUSAL INSIDE A SEDUCTIVE TOME. EMBLAZONED WITH A FRIVOLOUS TART.
HOWEVER, MASTERING EACH SLY GAMBIT OF THE TRADE. IS NO EASY TASK.

Source: HOW DID I DO SUCH A SENSATIONAL FEAT? YOU ASK.