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DON'T BE DECEIVED. BY THE FACT THAT THIS FELINE FLOOZY IS TOO UNIMPORTANT FOR ME TO BOTHER NAMING. THIS IS AN *ORIGINAL CHARACTER*. WHO SHALL NOT BE STOLEN. PLEASE RESPECT MY PROPERTY.
THIS SACCHARINE TWIT HAS SOME INTERESTS, WHICH INCLUDE.
1. GIGGLING.
2. MAKING ME PUKE.

Source: IT'S NONE OTHER. THAN WHAT'S HER FACE.