Random Homestuck Quotes


John Egbert
JOHN: she HAS to be messing with me at this point.
JOHN: with my new powers, i feel like i'm the ultimate prankster, but to be honest, i'm having a hard time figuring out who is pranking WHO here, exactly.
JOHN: ...
JOHN: it's me, isn't it.
JOHN: i'm the one getting owned, aren't i.