"INSTRUMENTS OF DESTRUCTION" exit list

You have wet your pants, no? You brought a boss battle into a spreadsheet program? Have you flipped? | exit list

I'm not sensing proper respect from you. I went to quite the trouble to prepare a suitable death for a warrior like yourself. Check out all the nifty features. / exit list

Not one, not two, but three spiked platforms will raise and lower themselves in an effort to crush you. Homing sensors will fire lasers at you at steady intervals. exit list

And then there's the, uh... the flashing light thingy. It does nothing. Well, except to blow the machine up. I guess you can shoot at it, but I'd prefer that you didn't. exit list

Now you are in terror, no? Gimme a sec, I'm getting there. | exit Kid Radd ©2002 by Dan Miller list