fortune
for Windows PowershellScott's first Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
Included in many Linux distributions is a fun little program called fortune
that prints a random, often amusing message to the screen. If you've ever wanted the same functionality in Windows PowerShell, you've come to the right place!
fortune.txt
and save it in %USERPROFILE%\Documents\WindowsPowerShell\fortune.txt
notepad $profile
to edit your profile.
function fortune { [System.IO.File]::ReadAllText((Split-Path $profile)+'\fortune.txt') -replace "`r`n", "`n" -split "`n%`n" | Get-Random } # Remove the line below if you do not want fortune to run when PowerShell starts fortune; echo ''
This version is much faster on large fortune files. Use this if have a corresponding .dat file for your fortune cookie file generated by strfile
. Largely untested, only works properly on UTF-8 files.
function fortune($Path) { if(!(Test-Path $Path)) { throw "File not found: $path" } $datfile = "$Path.dat" if(Test-Path $datfile) { $dat = New-Object "System.IO.FileStream" $datfile, 'Open', 'Read', 'Read' [byte[]] $dat_bytes = New-Object byte[] 8 $seek = (Get-Random -Minimum 7 -Maximum ([int]($dat.Length / 4))) * 4 [void] $dat.Seek($seek, 'Begin') [void] $dat.Read($dat_bytes, 0, 8) [array]::Reverse($dat_bytes) # Swap endianness $start = [BitConverter]::ToInt32($dat_bytes, 4) $end = [BitConverter]::ToInt32($dat_bytes, 0) $len = $end - $start - 2 $dat.Close() $cookie = New-Object "System.IO.FileStream" $Path, 'Open', 'Read', 'Read' [byte[]] $cookie_bytes = New-Object byte[] $len [void] $cookie.Seek($start, 'Begin') [void] $cookie.Read($cookie_bytes, 0, $len) # If you want multiple encodings you'll have to do it yourself [System.Text.Encoding]::UTF8.GetString($cookie_bytes) $cookie.Close() } else { [System.IO.File]::ReadAllText($Path) -replace "`r`n", "`n" -split "`n%`n" | Get-Random } }
fortune.txt
was generated from http://fortunes.cat-v.org/openbsd/.