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Anything happening? Naw, nothing. \ / zoom list

Ooh! I know! I'll go stand in this potentially dangerous teleport-looking thingy! Yeah, yeah! Great idea! \ / zoom list

Nothing? Nothing. | / zoom list

Maybe you should try jumping up and down. I don't think it'll help. / / zoom list

How 'bout singing? What does that have to do with anything? | / zoom list

Aw c'mon, I'm sure you have a lovely singing voice. Well that's certainly true, I - what??? No. Just no. | / zoom list

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