"ONE MORE DAMN MATRIX PARODY"

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This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back.
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You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
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You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...
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Or take the purple pill to relieve your acid indigestion. Or perhaps the orange pill to reduce your cholesterol.
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Then there's the green pill for your receding hairline. And of course the yellow pill for... well, that's kinda personal.
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Uh, and I just take one of these?
No Radd, first you ask your doctor if they're right for you.
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Man, this really isn't what I expected.
Think what you will; it pays the bills.
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You know, the readers were probably expecting some cool rotational shots or something.
Oh, no prob. Gotcha covered.
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Here, have a cereal bar!
The best I could approximate that crappy ad.
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TV commercials have officially killed bullet time.
Eh, they did the same to morph effects after Terminator 2. Deal.
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Kid Radd ©2004 by Dan Miller
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