Random Homestuck Quotes

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As you might have guessed, this page produces random quotes from the webcomic Homestuck. Nearly all dialog and narration is included through 5/29/15; only a few of the minor interactive pages are missing as far as I know. A6A6A3 and onward will be added once Homestuck has ended.

I have tried, by use of a couple truly horrendous PHP and Perl scripts, to categorize the text by character. I'm reasonably pleased with the results, but I'm sure it's not 100% correct. That being said, you can download a denormalized copy of the quote database I built, or peruse the input files I extracted the text from.


Homestuck and the characters, images, and text contained therein were all created by Andrew Hussie.

Transcripts for the major interactive walkarounds were found in this thread.